I Was Scared of the Toaster Quote Funny Senior Quote
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If you are new to the world of senior quotes, you may be wondering what exactly they are. Here are some of the more popular types, along with explanations and rules on how they've been used: a funny senior quote; a happy retirement quote; a serious quote for humorous purposes; and, a sarcastic quote.
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Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes
If we've laughed too hard, offended too many people—we've done it right – Alexis Bass
The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45. – [-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.] – Amber Rains
Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I'm no Girl Scout. – Unknown
You've been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix – Kira Bergman
I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh. – Nicholas Ke
Just keep swimming. — Dory
Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone – Samuel Teehee
Dear future self, 'Always remember who got you where you are today.'
They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something. – Unknown
100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru. – Aditya Tammana
My mom should have swallowed me. – Ty
I got a haircut and no one noticed.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.
I've been a ho my whole life.
The 's' is silent.
I went through four years of high school without having bad hair day.
I'm only / minutes younger… Best / minutes of my life.
I was planned. I was not.
no, xenia, your senior quote can't be 'fries before guys.'- dad.
Bless her heart. I bet her sense of humor is always making people smile.
High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.
When life gives you fire, make a BBQ.
I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.
Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy taco bell, which is basically the same thing
Don't live someone else's dream, find your own.
RIP Club Penguin, you raised me when my parents didn't want to.
I was the Beyonc̩ in a school full of Michelle's. РJose Alvarez
This was so easy a caveman could do it. – Unknown
Once you grow up, you can't come back! – Peter Pan
You can always retake a class but you can't relive a party. Bonus points for creative thinking. He must have graduated. His picture is in the yearbook.
Honey! Where is my super suit!!!—Frozone, The Incredibles
Don't follow your dreams… Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan – Jordan Nero
Education is important, but big biceps are important. – Hugh Vo
I've learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance. – Omotola Omotinugbon
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
'How do you feel you have changed since freshman year?' well I still have no friends
trapped in yearbook factory, send help.
I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head. – Unknown
My computer screen is brighter than my future. – Katia Pere
I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.
I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these past 4 years into such few cha. – Karl Mangone
I hear everything.
It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.
I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.
I like my coffee like I like my women, I don't like coffee.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm black.
No, I did not have a farm.
'Don't use that stupid lumberjack photo' -mom.
I hate my name.
Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
why you no doctor yet? – dad.
Senior Quotes Funny 2022
I started high school with straight a's, now I'm not even straight.
I look better in person.
Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot.
You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles. They call me bubbles in the classroom because I'm always rising to the top.
I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them.
I spent, hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.
Ctrl + c , ctrl + v.
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli. – Maximiliano Navarro
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the triplets. We graduated. – The anonymous triplets
It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager. – Aaron
Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone. – Betshina Bernier
I don't always graduate, but when I do, it's barely. – Hannah Goldsborough
I used to be a straight-A student, now I'm not even straight. – Martin Sanchez
If you ain't talking money… I don't want to talk. – Michael and Steven Diblasi
Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes. – Jeffree Star
No, Miranda, your senior quote can't be 'Fries before guys.' — Dad – Miranda
If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. – Unknown
I always knew Brooke would end up on top of me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not the triplets. We graduated.
Of course, I dress well, I didn't spend all the time in the closet for nothing.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.
'Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly' – every African kid ever.
Bet you didn't know this was even an option.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me.
Hyaaaaaaah!.
I can top that – I went to school with a guy whose first name was Gaylord.
What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? – Paarthurnax, Skyrim
This girl must be popular with the geeks! Even I find quoting a fictional dragon cool…
you can't see me – john Cena.
Best Senior Quotes 2022
All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew. – Amena Al-Shugaa
Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am. – Alexander Gouon
We are not related. – The Nguyens
… was released from his four-year sentence. – Faizon Graham
To the window… To the wall… – Lewis
My senior project was to make a clone. A+ – Unknown twins
When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time. – Jenna Allen
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. – Alixandra Garcia
The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I'll never be Beyonc̩. РMcKenzie Ward
When are our senior quotes due? – Jeffrey Goodwin
Read more: Best 100+ Inspirational Quotes For A Senior
Funny Yearbook Quotes
I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic. – Damian sparks
You need a good plan to get high (pole vault). – Patrick Hughes
I don't know, you can just put some quote in for me. – Connor
Twin 1: My senior project was to make a clone. Twin 2: A+ How clever!
The 's' is silent. – Pareekshit Ravi
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. – Daniel Jones
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you're gonna graduate. – Franco Citlalli
If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts. – Unknown
We are not related.
Honestly, I didn't expect most of you to make it this far.
You cant always pick your father, but you can pick your daddy.
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
The next quote is a lie. The previous quote is telling the truth.
Yes, that is my actual last name.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your .
I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways.
Id somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
Guys call me Amar but girls call me mi amor.
Wow, they are great.
The happier we get, the less we see asian life.
So if I was totally happy, I'd be blind?.
I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.
Smile for the camera!.
My a's turned to b's and so did my grades, god bless
No wonder she's smiling so big!
Senior Quote Ideas Funny 2022
I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote? – Victoria Dipaolo
Of course, I dress well. I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing. – Ian Longley
I am not Amith. I am a legend. – Amith M.
I finally learned how to write well. – Anonymous
A lot of girls didn't like me this year, but their boyfriends did. – Stephany Esquivel
Cheaters never win, but I just graduated. – Richard Gilot
I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake. – Anonymous
If you're seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too. – Gabriela Willis
Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody – Morgan Worley
When life shuts the door, open it back up. That's how doors work. – Diana Lopez
I cheated on all my exams. – Roshan McGuinness
I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you. – Segun Akigbogun
This quote is too important to screw up, so I'm playing it safe. – Anonymous
My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size. – Aian Nguyen
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep. – Jessica Enciso
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory. – Jim Carrey
No more homework, no more books! No more teacher's dirty looks! – Unknown
I've been a Ho all my life. – Michelle Ho
You're all gonna regret not dating me in high school
I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you. – Stephanie Flores
If you like water, you already like 72% of me. – Jireh
If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again. – Joanna Clark
Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake. – Iyanna Morgan
High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell. – Randy Chung
Education is important but big biceps are important.
I like to eat candy.
Funny Senior Quote Ideas 2022
Our parents had sex.
Yes, that is my actual last name. – Christopher Gaylord
Honey! Where is my super suit!!!.
Daniel and the cooler daniel.
I am not amith. I am a legend.
character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.
Not pregnant, just eatin' good.
Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
I tried being Miley Cyrus once, but then the people that work at bunnings warehouse told me to stop licking their hammers.
It's not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.
Is that yeah, sure and it's insane on the surrounding pictures? And I propose other should not only fail, but I also want to see them suffer. as an addition.
See kids, I told you I was sexy in high school.
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
(f) fluorine (u) uranium (c) carbon (k) potassium (bi) bismuth (tc) technetium (he) helium (s) sulfur (ge) germanium ™ thulium (o) oxygen (ne) neon (y) yttrium.
Was released from his year sentence.
Nothing can separate twins…except that guy.
We know what you're thinking and no, we're not related
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Character is a course, finish it. – Mac Canoza
Opinions are like mixtapes: I don't want to hear yours. – Spencer Howard
Don't pause for long; there are greater mountains to climb while you still possess the drive and capacity to do so. – Richelle E. Goodrich
If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too. – Natalie Turk
The world is waiting for us to graduate from ourselves. – Shannon L. Alder
Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away. – Maggie Stiefvater
Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it's a compliment. – Marilynn Dawson
I've learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons. – Unknown
It's kind of fun to do the impossible. – Walt Disney
Graduation is the first step of the next chapter of your life.
I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Alexis
Thanks, Mom and Dad! I couldn't have done it without you! – Rayan Parikh
I know that I will look back on these days as being the happiest of my life. – Unknown
Sometimes when I'm taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I'm in the womb. – Aaron Portillo
The happier we, the less we see. – Unknown
Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad – Daniel
The last days before graduation is bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after)… – Elizabeth Savage
Admittedly, the Vietnamese could be slightly more creative when it comes to family names. Although we are all related some home, I know…
Me no english. Ghing chong ling ling ting tong ding dong.
Make-up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.
I want more Fridays and pancakes.
My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.
I do indeed have eyes.
If you like water, you already like % of me.
that's what – she.
You know the world has come to a dark state when you lower yourself to quoting 'sex and the city'.
*flips hair*.
You shall not pass!… But I did.
I'm gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding.
In this photo, I'm not wearing pants.
You won't be able to do this ten years from now—just leave everything behind and go. – Rachel Kapelke-Dale
When the last bell rings, I might actually miss this place.
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. – Richard Halliburton
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. – Connor Hart
Most Epic Senior Quotes Ever
Goodbye, everyone! I will remember you all in therapy. – Plankton
See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school. – Paulyn Trinh
Feeling so good. Looking so bad. – Rihanna
Goodbye, old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends! – Unknown
You will regret not dating me in high school. – Brookelle Wesley
Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else. – Mitchell Wieland
I've learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – Ankit Jain
If I've learned one thing in school it's that these quotes are the only thing that matter. – Unknown
Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I'm not at school. – Unknown
If you're reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.
Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool. – Katya Zamolodchikova
To all the teachers that never thought me a thing… – Julia Simsuangco
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honey being fly.
That wasn't like high school musical at all – Seth Egan
The only thing lower than my GPA is my will to live. The upside. . . It doesn't seem like there is any positive note.
High School Musical told me we're all in this together but you guys were not helpful.
Me like rice. – Edward Kang, Class Clown
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
I am a Selena in a school filled with Yolanda.
Shake… And bake.
We don't look alike. I'm not malik.
No, Voldemort is not in my head-wrap.
So… Are you Asian or Chinese? – literally everyone.
When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always.
You're all gonna regret not dating me in high school.
I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.
I don't know, you can just put some quote in for me.
My computer screen is brighter than my future.
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Brandon is pretty much the nicest person you will ever meet… Brandon Dawson is a liar.
Four years later and I'm still an idiot.
Bruh, we graduated just to go to school again.
Lol! This one's cute!.
I do have a soul
She was obviously having doubts about becoming a republican.
should have burned this place down when I had the chance.
Best Senior Quotes
Don't read this. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this yearbook quote to at least yearbooks you will never find love. This really works.
When I die, I want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eye shadow pallet. Thanks.
Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that's where the crappy ideas come from.
If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish.
Put something inspirational – mom.
I love me a good pancake.
You're laughing because I'm laughing, but I'm laughing because I farted.
My presence is a present.
I'm a lion I'm a lion! No, I'm actually a dragon! I'm a dragon! And it feels sooo goood! I'm a lion and a dragon at the same time! I'm a champion! I'm a lion!.
Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.
I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last years into such few cha.
Me Gusta!.
I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! Xoxo.
Bow ties make everything look prepossessing. I googled that word.
I like choir because I can be naked under my robe.
honey, why are there pancakes in the silverware drawer? – scrubs (left) you mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wha-thuhh!!!- Christopher Turk (right).
I get butterflies when I think of myself.
A wise man once said, Micah you're an idiot. another said Micah! Stop eating McDonalds!.
Aarrhhhhunnngh!!!.
cheaters never win, but I just graduated.
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
My eyes are open!!!.
If you're gonna be late you might as well go grab some breakfast and make it worth it.
Foods before dudes.
I've never done cocaine… But it smells good!.
Only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance.
I don't wish I was Beyonce, Beyonce wishes she was me.
Prepare for trouble… Make it double.
I'm a senior, but I stay freshman.
I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.
Life is short… False it is the longest thing you will ever do.
Where will I be in years? Celebrating the 0th anniversary of you asking me this question.
'Everyone's a critic' – splinter, teenage mutant ninja turtles.
I'm trash, but like high-quality trash. The kind of trash rich white people has, like crumpled up hundred dollar bills and caviar leftovers.
What a day!!! Nothing happened and I was tired.
Don't follow your dreams… Follow my Twitter.
Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… Except for money.
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
One time I ate a bagel.
I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
Bri, if you see this, I want my sweatshirt back..
I like to listen to the 'wheels on the bus go round and round' while I'm driving because I can relate to it.
become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take certain items from their home. – Skyrim loading screen.
My hairline might be worse than LeBron's, but you'll never know.
Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.
aaaaaaaauugggghhh!! – mufasa, the lion king daaaaaaaad!!! – simba.
I didn't choose the thug life; my mom picked it out for me.
Morgan is my girlfriend – nobody.
No, I don't know what it's like in new york city.
I'm not Hispanic, I'm Asian. Did you know that I'm Asian?.
It's gonna be legend – wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is … Dairy!.
Yooo makes up a senior quote for me, I'm not at school.
I wonder what kind of jobs my ancestors had.
When's this due?.
See kids, I told you your mom was hot back in high school.
whatever it is, I didn't do it.
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.
I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.
Life is 'though', but it's 'tougher' if you are stupid.
I'm the Mariah Carey in a school filled with Ariana's.
The happier I get the less I can see.
Opinions are like mixtapes: I don't want to hear yours.
I don't even go here.
Lol, bye..
I'm so much cooler online.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?.
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
To the window… To the wall.
no, you cannot try on my hijab.
Canada's milk comes in bags.
if you're reading this in 0years and my last name is not leto, I failed.
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty is fly?.
If your loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you are entitled to a cash compensation.
holes in one day and I still find time for golf.
Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.
'Going out tonight? Lol! No you're not. Come join us, loser' – Netflix.
I'm fat because I don't chase these hoes.
'Greg just stole my girl'- everyone.
'What if we spelled 'people' like this people. That would be funny, I think' – Kim Kardashian.
What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.
This is totally going on my blog.
No, I didn't shower with it on.
I was gifted with an issue. – I am the issue.
No.
Befriending the administration will get you everywhere (;.
Donuts are always the answer.
I will miss the friends that I have made and the memories we shared along with the teachers I have bonded with over the years.
My brother took my quote.
Sometimes I get emotional over font – Kanye West.
I like my makeup so cakey, when I hug your man I leave a mark on his shirt.
You went to high school, I went to school high.
The drake in a school of meek mills.
If I had a car I would be fast and furious. I'm serious, like the joker asking batman why so serious?.
Aye, the beat goes off… I up and then my heat go off!!.
When my eyes are closed, I can't see.
A life not lived for others is a life not worth living. Don't drink the bong water.
I'm going to steal the declaration of independence.
Benjamin is a ravenous wolf.
When life gets hard, you have to grasp it. When it comes, you have to take it on the chin. There's no such thing as getting off easy.
I got to experience hell for four years before I even died.
Thanks to whs, I learned to right good.
The Illuminati is literally just me, a bunch of horses, and Barack Obama.
This is nothing but a hive, and I am the one and only queen bee.
I was sitting one day and a camera went off. I am not a model.
Take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin.
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me – Tupac.
Dun dun.
I cheated on all of my exams.
The worst part about donating blood is the feeling of giving.
Hannah Montana says nobody's perfect, but here I am.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Future plans: find an old man, wait for him to die, and take all his money.
I haven't even begun to peak.
I am going to miss the snow days, two-hour delays, half days, and the exam days when I do not have to be at school.
Sometimes when I'm taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I'm in the 'womb'.
I'm fappin in this photo.
I like turtles.
The best things in life are free. Like long walks to the freezer to get some ben and jerry's strawberry cake, yummy!.
How are you gonna feel when your vape tornado blows away your friends and family?.
Shake it like jello make the boys say hello.
Get chicks or die trying.
Steez, December 25th. I'm going to end up in jail or working at olive garden, either way, endless salads getting tossed.
Life's like a box of chocolates – sometimes you get punched in the face.
If you can't afford pizza, you can't afford me!.
Man those were some good tacos.
I came here to drink milk and kick-arse… And I've just finished my milk.
Jamoo wabadebadoo.
My mom should have swallowed me.
I'm throwing shade like it's sunny.
Thank you, Mario! But our senior quote is in another yearbook!.
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